honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this
oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague